Category: Let's talk
Lol! The sexy trouble maker is at it again! This time, it is not 5 forbidden questions, or a contest between 2 flirtatious zoners, but a simple question to see how people on this site are perceived.
All of this is not meant to cause offense or indeed, create bad feelings amongst anyone, so if you get offended easily, do not read any further!
Also, I should advise all of you to not look at anyone else’s responses until you’ve replied! We don’t want users to just pick other users simply because of what they read!
So now that I’ve got you interested, sit back and ponder this intriguing question!
In all honesty, who would you consider to be the top five sluts on the zone? (Give a reason why you think so!)
I don’t have to add that men are included when making your choices, do I? hehehehe
Since you had the temerity to reply, you have my permission to read the other users’ responses! Enjoy!
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lol freak Sexy! hahahaha
in all honesty I can't say that I know anyone that imtimately to answer, but as I am already getting slapped in the fact .. ahem ..
Dan B, Kevin (forget last name), um .. Kerry (Lol), Jen and Carol (aka ambitionest) Lololol
ambitionest, sex addict. and that's the only one i can think of!
*slapped in the face I meant before can't type sorry peoples. more like can't proofread.
hmm, ok here goes.
1, Dan, because he's always fucking something.
2, Myself, because I'm always dreaming of fucking someone.
3, Farhan, because he's always fucking his goat.
4, Ather, because he's always torturing his cammal.
5, Mr Boomstick, because he's always fucking something over 300 pounds.
wasn't that blindguy, or is it under 300 pounds?
Oh, I think Jared only dreams of fucking, which is why he didn't reach my top 5. lol oh shit, that's why I was there. umm, not sure then. lol
hmmm, lets see here.
1. Dan, "the rabbit"
2. Blackbird, he just seems pretty smooth, and even if he isn't he could be.
3. gummybear16, don't worry I was just as bad at 16 or 18 or what ever ya are.
4. angel of the booty or angel with the booty or what ever the name of the day is. quick notes, nuff said.
5. this ones been a toss up but I think I will have to give this one to the mister swav himself. "Liam"
Have you seen who's logged in the most, on the stat page? he has to be trying to get some on the side, right?
Okay then. Here goes, and I promise in advance that I haven't looked at a single response to this topic before answering.
1. Kev AKA Blackbird. I have a couple of reasons for making him the number 1 slut on the zone. Firstly, and lets face facts here, because he is. After all how many other guy's have seriously got to dedicate time to saving oodles of cash just for the express purpose of purchasing a tropical paradise so that two young bits of totty can fight for the right to fuck him? Secondly, although I haven't read any responses yet, I'm willing to bet that I'll be right up there on his list of zone sluts. An eye for an eye and all that! hehehe.
2. Harp. A warning to all ladies out there. This guy is a woman swilling: lady killing: penis drilling peace of dog turd with all the scruples of a sewer rat who has just been told that shitting has been banned for a week and that nobody knows where his next tasty meal is coming from. Avoid at all costs, unless you want a good time! *winks at the ladies*.
3. TN Majic. Don't be fooled by that rough round the edges, yet unflappably calm exterior that he portrays. He's a smooth, sophisticated womanizer with all the poise and panache of a master craftsman going about his work. You don't have to take my word for it, Just ask Melanie67!
4. That's right folks, your fun, furry and ever so strokable community donkey fucker, Maddog. Mad bastard would probably be a more apt name for this bestial buggering machine but he is definitely a slut though. On the plus side, unless you happen to have 4 legs or some kind of horns protruding from your forehead, you should be safe from this crazy Arab!
5. My final pick would have to be Sexygurl86 or, "More cock Michelle", as she is affectionately known by her close friends. You may have noticed that she always seems to be full of the joys of spring no matter the time of day or night. The painful yet simple truth of this is that she is always on a post sex rush. She's had more dicks pass threw her than a second hand penis shop yet her insatiable thirst for more willy can never be quenched. So guy's, rubber up and have all the fun you can with this fruity, bouncy little bundle of joy!
I'm now off to make inquiries about buying myself a nuclear fall out bunker. When people read these answers there's no telling what the reactions may be! he he.
zone sluts, here we go. 1. I'd have to say above everyone else, it must be that lovable admin from Arkansas, Chris N. Everyone hugs him when he gets on, and seems to always want his advice about one thign or the other. 2. I'll go with my British hot thing knwon as Harp or Dan. He always seems to be flriting with soem female around here. 3. Angel of beauty because she's just so poppular with the men, and not in one partuccular part of the country she's got them all over, awaiting her beck and call. 4. I'd say four is probably another brit known as Martin or the chosen one. I know why he's the chosen one, his potato constantly begs for harp's attention. And last and certainly nto least. Who's the fifth slut? Why it's me of course. I'm always seeing where Harp is, hugging kev, saying hi to Chris and sending a pqn to ask one thing or the other. So yep there you have it, top five, as I see them. Hugs trem you know i love you.
Well, here it goes.
1. I would have to say Karrie. She seems to have a new boyfriend every two weeks. 2. Martin. He's seems to have a new boyfriend every two weeks too. 3. Kevin. 4. Dan. and finally 5. Garret.
Everyone forgot blind-bandit, who appears to be the horrniest bugger out there if you read sex adicts anonimous.
Hmmmm, top 5 sluts. Hmmm... Well, here goes. 1. Dan, if a girl is hot to him, he always wants to fuck them. 2. Kev I don't have to explain why. 3. Gummy bear16. I thought she had a boyfriend every two days, I guess that's what happens when you forget to milk them cows up there in Wisconsin. 4. Mr. Boomstick, oh fat women, you're number one in his book, especially anything 300 pounds or over. 5. shark! Shark always tends to put himself in a flirtatious situation.
So there you go folks, the top 5 sluts of the zone, in my oppinion.
Enjoy!
blindGuys's right 6. blind bandit!
well well well - she (sexygirl) is at it again. However she told me she was a zone slut and I had to dispute that just to get the record straight.
I should like to answer this though in the fillowing way. 5-gals would be...GUMMYBEAR - AMBITIONIST - COMMANDER LA FORGE hehehe - GUMMYBEAR - SEXYGIRL (by her admission). Sorry ladies I have to admit it was hard to make your list.
NOW FOR THE GUYS - first place undoubtedly goes to - THE CHOSEN ONE. - 2nd and 3rd place is a TIGHT race with blackbird and harp. 4 would be NITE (for chasing aaron around the vt server nude.) and last but not least would be ATHER - just because everyone loves him (and does him).
Well I did it I read the answers first, cause I couldn't come up with a list. But thanksto those who put me up there. I have no worries right now since I have a GF finally after a year. OK time to go read some more.
BB
Hmmm. It was really hard, but I finally came up with my list of five zone sluts!
After posting this, I am sure I’ll be one of the most ignored people but what the hell, right? Heheheh
So here is my list.
1. I believe that sexygurl86 is the biggest slut of them all! I mean, gosh, she’s posted sexual topics and always flaunts her sexy self everywhere! And I mean, everywhere! And also, anyone who posts to this slut countdown just has to be a slut. No questions asked!!!
2. I am sorry, but I would have to go with Ather, (maddog) as my second choice because he is forever asking people if they want to do things to his winky! Hehehehe
3. As for the third slut, I would have to choose Dan, (Harp) because of his insufferable habit of wanting to shag any female he meets. Hehehehhe However, he has had a crush on someone this year though so I’ll have to give him some brownie points for that!
Wanna tell me who she is, Dan?
4. Definitely Kev! (BlackBird) Hehehehe Although he may be very sensitive, I see him as using that act to get females to trust him. Hehehe And when they do, he’ll spring on them unexpectedly!
Go get that island, Kev!
5. Last but not least, I would have to choose my good friend Shae, (angel77) as the fifth slut! Heheheh (Much love to you girly!) Both her and Osaki have got it going on many times and I’m actually quite jealous! Hehehehehe
Shae. Will you let me have a go at Osaki? Heheheheheh
So now that I’ve answered, I will go and take a look at your amusing replies!
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1. ambitionist, or whatever the fuck her name is. I'm sorry, but fucking your brother, that's a slut if I ever saw one.
2. Harp. I'd have to say Dan more so than Kevin, just because of the board posts. Everyone knows and loves him.
3. Mr. Boomstick. Regardless of whether you think he's a prick or not, come on. 300 pounds? And you fucked a girl from the zone. Not saying that you're a slut Jess. You're my friend, and I think you're awesome. But he did meet you purely from the zone.
4. GummyBear. I don't know you, but the online boyfriend thing... Not that I'msaying having a purely online boyfriend is a bad thing. I don't agree that it's real love, but who am I to judge. I dunno. It's just one thing to be a slut, but it's one thing to be an online slut.
5. AngelOfBeauty. Tremaine, I think you are so sweet, and you're a pleasure to talk to. But after the number of people I've seen take notice of you, sluts and nonsluts alike, you've made it to my list. Keep on winning those hearts!
It's ok Rosie, he had to fuck someone who wasn't 300 pounds sometime.
what?? there's something I didn't know. how did you know about her doing her brother?
ok, to those of you who called me a slut, fuck you all!
Now, as for my responses, let's see here...
1. Harp, cause well, he's not only a slut, but also a whore! he'd fuck a female, a male, and we're not only talking humans here folks!
2. Kev, aka BlackBird, but he only dreams about fucking someone, and never actually gets any action.
3. TN-magic. He's always accessively horney, but that's all we'll say about him.
4. Sexygirl86...um, no comment here! Yeah, no comment!
5. AngelOfBeauty! Right, again, no comment here! and that's maddog's 2 cents!
Laters all!
Well I think the five zone sluts are as follow: Jerrid at number one, Peter at number two: Rosey at three: Martin at Four: and Dan at five
See, blindguy's old news for me. That's my bitch. He comes at me and he knows i'm not scare of his blunt ass. if anything, we're a good match as far as being blunt goes, cuz I also have a sick, perverted mind even if I am good at concealing it. And why am I a zone slut? Thanks for not putting a reason.
Oh yeah!!! Yay for Dan and Ather for calling me a slut!! heheheheh Thanks for the compliment, guys! Wanna play with me some more??? lolol!!!
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EscenceUvFaith your a slut because you'll let me opp your shell of an eye out and attempt to insert it in your deformed socket.
oh, and how could anyone of us forget the chosen1? Oh, wait, he's not a slut, he's a whore!
He's not just any whore, he's my whore! Now Martin, shut up and eat that pie!
LMAO Blind Bandit definately fits that category. He not only playes women, he fakes friendships/relationships and uses them to their advantage. I mean who'd be a idiot to date this sick prick? I mean come on ladies take off the rose colored glasses lol. Just seeing his activity on here and the grafitti board I'd say whomever is dating him hs no brains!
Blindguy, you would never be able to skull fuck me. We went over this. I have shells. And you wouldn't even if you did meet me, so STFU. P. S. whore and slut forever.
what an odd topic
Let's see the top five sluts on here--keep in mind i havent' been on here very long so I dont' know a lot of people on here all that well.
1, that would definitely be Shark! Why? Well umm, because he's shark; he is always flirting with something!
2, Blind Bandit. Why? All you have to do is look at his posts on graffitti and public qn's!
3, Rianna, why? Because I know her!
4, harp,
5, Blackbird, Why for them both? For obvious reasons---if I need to explain them, then obviously no one reads public qn's lol.
Hmmm. C_C! It's only odd because you've put me on ignore so you can't read the whole thing! What's the point of posting here when you obviously have me on ignore? Just a thought!
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there's as much point as you asking her a question when you know she can't read it! hahaha. just kidding. *hugs jelly osaki*
I'm going to be unlike myself, because I'm quite bored. Ok, number 1 for me is blisco121 just because he pissed me off and offended me. 2 would have to be blackbird just because he sometimes forgets what we're talking about and confuses me with someone else. lol, still love ya kev. 3 would be harp I guess. Just because I said so. hehehehehe. 4 would be tray1 or whatever his name is, just because he came on saying he was looking for a sexy curvey girl, and bla bla bla. He didn't seem to caught up in anything other than the fact that she was curvey and had long hair. I'm thinking he wasn't just looking to make friends. 5. Well, I have to come up with someone don't I. Let me think. I'm sorry. I'm backing out here. I can't think of anyone. hehehehe
I don't really know anyone on here that well. So I don't know.
hehehe Dan. I thought that she might have done a goblin and read it without logging in. hehehehe
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well here goes then
1 harp becaus he's always talking to girls on VT
2. blackbirdbecaus of his conversations with the girls sometimes
3 sexygirl86 becaus she's keeping all her rude secrets to herself
4. angel of beauty...no reason just becaus i guess she's always trying to make wrath want her
5 the chosen one again no reason
i was gona say the game but decided against it
1. Martin The Jesus of Suburbia, cuz he's always flirting. 2. Gummybear16, because... well, of my past. 3. AOB because well, I dunnow. 4. Blackbird, because... well, I dunnow.
5. As a joke, Westy because in the owords of sudsy, "He's always hugging people."